Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
His ignorance is encyclopedic
Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.